Pagan Parenting: Awesome Poem!

I do not know who the author of this poem is but I couldn't help but share it...

Hush Little Pagan Baby
Hush little baby don't you squall,
Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball.
And if you still can't see beyond,
Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand.
And if that wand don't change your fate,
Momma's gonna teach you to levitate.
And if that astral makes you sick,
Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick.
And if that patchouli smells rank,
Momma's gonna buy you a sensory deprivation tank.
And if that tank dont float your bones,
Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones.
And if those gems dont ease your heart,
Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart.
And if your planets go berserk,
Momma's gonna buy you some body work.
And if your aura still needs kneading,
Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading.
And if your destiny stays hid,
Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid.
And if your chakras still feel stressed,
Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest.
And if power animals don't come to charm ya,
Sorry kid, it's just your karma.

2 comments:

  1. AWE! So sweet! MUCH more realistic than the mockingbirds and diamond rings song :P

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